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Gordo to star in Come Dine With Me
But the Fat One needs your menu suggestions...

Big news from the Confidential kitchens - Gordo has been selected by Channel 4 to appear in a new episode of Come Dine With Me.

“I haven’t got a clue what to cook, but I’m looking forward to having some people round Gordo Towers,” he said. “But there’d better be some fit birds amongst the other contestants otherwise I might have to spike the pudding.”

Gordo – otherwise known as Liverpool Confidential publisher Mark Garner – is being filmed in the second week of August for the show.

And as if the pressure of being on telly wasn’t enough, El Rotundo, will be the first up, entertaining three random strangers in his swanky pad.

At last the world will see Gordo in his full glory, a flagship of a man setting sail across the screens of the UK, bringing glory and pomp our dubiously good name.

But he has a dilemma. What will he cook?


That’s where you come in.

Gordo needs your assistance in putting together an inspirational, mouth-watering menu to blow the competition out of the water and more importantly, avoid a savaging from Dave Lamb, the show’s king of the cruel voiceover.

“I haven’t got a clue what to cook, but I’m looking forward to having some people round Gordo Towers,” he said. “But there’d better be some fit birds amongst the other contestants otherwise I might have to spike the pudding.”

If you want to win yourself £100 tab at San Carlo, rant your menu suggestions below. We’ll choose the best one and the winner next Friday.


Professor Chucklebutty says..“ Blimey, I see Sardonicus has retrieved the winning lottery ticket from the grave. That'll pit a smile on his face

Anonymous says..“ Why don't you start out with two large baps? Then some beef medallions filled with tongue and round off the night with a couple of Manchester tarts

star_spotter says..“ Would this be the proper ‘Celebrity Come Dine with Me’ or the rubbish one for obnoxious, attention-hungry nobodies?

Hotel du Lack says..“ I think that you ought to plant man-traps, electrified booby-traps and unsettling objects (convincing but fake severed limbs, bloodstained dolls, human bones, etc.) around your house for when the louts start rummaging in your drawers and private parts.

A powerful rat-trap in your sock drawer would cause much amusement for the viewers when it smashes the finger-bones of some half-pissed Tory cretin.

Arthur Stinkhorn says..“ Aye! Serve them those toadstools that were in Midsomer Murders that took four days to kill and there was no known antidote! It might make this programme watchable.

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